The Dodgers are bankrupt; 62-year-old Terry Collins, who is older than the remote control and hadn't managed a game in 11 years, is suddenly the second-youngest manager in the AL East (or, as it might be known in the latest realignment plan, the Del Boca Vista Division), 13 teams are within five games of .500, Pittsburgh has a winning team but Chicago and Los Angeles, given four chances, have none, and Adam Dunn (.177) and Dan Uggla (.175) are halfway to the worst batting average since the deadball era ended in 1920. Weird only begins to describe the first half of the 2011 baseball season; greatness does not.