If you're a right-handed pitcher, there's no room for you in the Los Angeles Dodgers rotation. After reaching a three-year, $48 million agreement with veteran left-hander Scott Kazmir on Wednesday , the Dodgers top five starting options heading into the new year all are left-handed. Of course, three-time Cy Young award winner Clayton Kershaw leads the rotation. He would be followed by Kazmir, Alex Wood, Brett Anderson and a hopefully healthy Hyun-Jin Ryu. [Elsewhere: Funniest Plays of the Year: Adrian Beltre kicks ball foul (No. 4) ] Five left-handers. That's blasphemy. The set up reeks of left-handed bias, and currently injured right-hander Brandon McCarthy isn't going to stand for it! . @Dodgers This is blatant handism and I'm filing a hostile workplace grievance — Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) December 30, 2015 He's joking, obviously, because that's what Brandon McCarthy does best. But he wasn't the only Dodger to catch on to the possibility that left-handers will likely rule the rotation come opening day. Hey @ClaytonKersh22 the entire rotation is going to use your glove as a sign of solidarity. — Brett Anderson (@BrettAnderson35) December 30, 2015 That would...