In news sure to elicit responses of impassioned indifference in the desert, the Arizona Diamondbacks are the new owners of an MLB record for hovering around the .500 mark. The Diamondbacks beat the Los Angeles Dodgers 11-5 on Thursday to reel off their fourth straight win. According to the Associated Press, that's a new MLB record, surpassing the wholly mediocre 2007 Oakland A's, who achieved the "feat" over a span of 56 games.