LOS ANGELES -- Certain things are regarded as inevitable parts of life. Death. Taxes. Justin Bieber getting arrested for something stupid. We set our watches to these constants, and you can add another chain of events to this list.The Los Angeles Dodgers will get off to a perplexingly sluggish start. Hands will be wrung. Don Mattingly's managerial acumen, along with the hotness of his "seat" will be questioned by fans and media alike. Outfielders Andre Ethier and Matt Kemp will be linked to roughly 1,652 trade rumors.